Things I Don’t Like About My MacBook Pro

1. The button to unlatch the closed computer is too skinny

2. When closed, the pulsating light on the front is incredibly annoying, especially when I sleep three feet from the light

3. The entire machine gets much, much too hot

4. The battery’s life has suddenly decreased notably; getting 1.5 hours is a chore

5. If, by chance, static electricity build-up discharges when I touch the MBP, the keyboard and trackpad stop working and I need to find an external mouse to restart the computer